My Wicked Bro.
I have a bro who is 12 years old younger than me. I was almost 12 when my mum’s having him. So I kind of watching him growing up becoming a big boy.
He has grown up so much that he’s started to worry about me.
bro: You better enjoy your time, you left only half year there.
me: Half year, why half year?
bro: You left only half year before becoming an elderly parturient woman.
me: … *fainted*
I’m not that old, yet.
November 11th, 2009 at 7:55 am
i had to google for the word “parturient”. oh sh*t!! i already fast forwarded my own age and passed that stage…
dun listen to your wicked bro
November 13th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Happy mum you are.
Oh, i didn’t know what should we call advanced age pregnant woman in a more common term? Old pregnant lady? Ahhh… I need my dictionary.
November 16th, 2009 at 8:24 am
young and pretty moms should be more accurate.
this term is to motivate you to join the club fast =)